Giggle Vid: Storm

Yes, it's another Tim Minchin.

Giggle Vid: The Epic Battle of Epicness

What can I say?
Apples are scary...

7 More Things About My So-Called Life.

Hello World!

How have you been?  Being good I trust?  Or if you haven't been good, you've been good at being bad?  Fantastico!

"I Used To Believe in Forever..." proudly presents..................................... The Worlds Shortest Blog.

Paranoid Pants on Fire

"Paranoia will get you through times of no enemies better than enemies will get you through times of no paranoia"
 ~ Pete Granger

"The truly paranoid are clever enough to not act paranoid." 
~ Star Trek

Wonky Head & Lambada Lungs

Did you miss me?

You may or may not have noticed that I haven't exactly been on top blogging form of late.  For those very few of you who have taken the time to follow me (you lovely, lovely people x), I thought I'd better check in and let you know that I am still alive and give a little explanation...

A Lesson in Pantomime

Me in pantomime, looking fabulous.

Pantomime.  The great British tradition.  For many it conjures up images of overexcited children of all ages, cheering and booing and eating too many sweets.  But for a select few, the word "pantomime" brings forth memories of freezing cold dressing rooms, frantic costume changes and scrubbing custard pie goo out of your hair.  Every year at least one person asks, "Why do we keep doing this to ourselves?" and every year we come back for more.