"I Used To Believe in Forever..." proudly presents..................................... The Worlds Shortest Blog.

Why Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story?

Guess what?


I'm a slut.

Wahey!

I'd like to thank the academy for this prestigious honor, my friends for actively encouraging my wantonness, and, of course, my many, many sexual conquests, a majority of whom I didn't know even existed but without whom this accolade would not be mine...