"I got 50 followers, I got 50 followers, I got 50 followers, I got 50 followers..."
Now, imagine me singing that over and over AND doing the happy dance at the same time. True, it would become pretty annoying after about 3 seconds, but I'm chuffed to little meatballs! Seriously, I am Grinny McGrinny-gal here!
And so to commemorate this momentous (?) occasion (not that I'm using this as an excuse to post something while I sort out my head and my life again), I have decided to repost one of my earliest blogs for those of you who have recently joined my little realm.
And thank you. Thank you for making me feel - well - a little more worthwhile.
When I was 18, a couple of friends of mine invited me round their flat for the evening . We had a takeaway, a few drinks, and then they put on a film. Little did I know that it would change my life forever.
For those of you who know little to nothing about Rocky Horror, allow me to give you a brief history lesson. It was created by the genius that is Richard O'Brien and started life as a musical in London's West End in 1973. It was turned into a movie in 1975, and stars Tim Curry, Susan Sarandon, Barry Bostwick and Richard O'Brien himself.
The plot is simple. Newly engaged couple, Brad and Janet, find themselves lost and with a flat tire late one rainy night and go to find help at a nearby castle (as you do). What they actually find is a group of strange people who are holding an Annual Transylvanian Convention. They are soon swept into the world of Dr. Frank N. Furter, who claims to have discovered the "secret to life itself". (I don't want to give away too many spoilers, so I'll leave the synopsis at that.)
My fascination wasn't just with the film itself, but also with the cult following it had received. This movie had come out almost twenty years before I'd seen it, and yet cinemas were still showing it on occasion and fans would flock to see it time and time, dressed as their favourite characters and carrying bags of props. Soon, just watching the film at home wasn't enough. I wanted more.
Less than a year after my initial introduction to the film, a group of a dozen or so of us went to see the stage show at the cliff side theatre at Southend-on-Sea. As soon as we stepped foot in that place, the electrifying atmosphere hit me. There were people of all ages, from grandparents down to ten year old kids, dressed in wacky costumes and outlandish make-up (although it was kind of disturbing seeing pre-pubescent girls dressed as Magenta.) Everyone was happy. Strangers were talking to strangers as though they were their long lost family. People were dancing in the aisles, and this was before the show had even started. Even the theatre staff had a spring in their step, wearing their regulation theatre shirts with fishnet stockings and heels. When the show actually started, the place all but erupted. I don't remember a whole lot about that night as it was a long time ago, but I remember feeling very much at home.
I should point out here that there is a huge difference between "Audience Participation" and "Heckling".
Audience Participation: It's kind of like a script which you learn by going to see the show numerous times. For example, when Frank says, "Even smiling makes my face ache", the audience may shout "And your make-up crack!" Or when Riff Raff refers to Magenta as his "most beautiful sister", it's not uncommon for the audience to yell out, "I'd hate to see the ugly one!" New call outs are added all the time, and if they're witty enough, they may be picked up and carried on.
Heckling: Shouting out random comments, often fuelled by alcohol, usually vulgar and insulting. This is just irritating and can result in being mercilessly embarrassed by a cast member. (Example: Frank points at you and declares to the entire theatre, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is what happens when cousins f***!) (And no, this wasn't aimed at me.)
Some of my fondest memories are from the experiences I had going to the show. For example, on one occasion, I was asked to organize my works do, so I arranged a grandiose Rocky Horror treat. We travelled down in a luxury coach (luxury being it had a T.V. and a toilet), had a meal in the theatre restaurant and then saw the show. I will never forget the look on my co-workers faces when they walked into the auditorium saw me waltzing with a seven foot tall transvestite who I'd never met before in my life. They never looked at the sweet innocent looking receptionist the same way again after that, only with confusion or admiration.
Then there was the time we got lost on the way to the theatre in Norwich and forced a friend in the least embarrassing costume (it was his first time so he went as Brad) to go into the police station and get directions.
And the time half a dozen of us travelled to the show by underground in full costume and make-up and people just stared at us, so we pulled faces at them.
Or the time we stopped for a break on the way to Norwich (a different occasion), again in full costume, and some of us stood on the roundabout to have a smoke, and a couple of cars went round it twice because they could believe what they were seeing.
Or the time I actually dislocated my knee whilst doing the “Time Warp” and ended up in a plaster cast for 2 months. Come to think of it, that memory isn’t such a fond one.
One of the songs in the show is called "Don't Dream It - Be It", and (in my opinion anyway) that is the moral of the show's story. It's telling you that it's okay to be yourself, it's okay to be different and okay to be yourself. It doesn't just refer to your sexuality, although sexual awakening and sensuality are part of Rocky Horror's core. It also refers to your personality, your inner self. Don't be afraid to be who you really are.
In the next few days, an episode of "Glee" entitled "The Rocky Horror Glee Show" will be aired in the States, all the music of which will be from Rocky Horror. Even if they make a complete mess of it, it will introduce the show to a whole new audience, a generation who may have never heard of the show before, so it can only be a good thing. I don't mind a bit of "Glee" myself, so I'm curious to see the show. Their version of the "Time Warp" is pretty good, but they've got a female character singing "Sweet Transvestite" which, although she has a fantastic voice and amazing stage presence, I'm not sure about. I'll try to remain open minded until I've seen it.
There's also been a lot of talk about a remake of the film in recent years, and again, I'm trying to remain open minded. At first I was straight up on the band wagon, cursing and swearing it shouldn't be done. Some of the remakes they've done over the years have just been downright horrendous and I wouldn't want the RHPS to be tarred with the same brush. But I guess it all depends on who's making it and who they'll cast. I heard a while ago that some of the "High School Musical" cast were tipped to be in it, and that almost made me gag. A few days ago I heard that Ryan Murphy, the creator of "Glee" was approached to make the re-make (read about it here), but when push comes to shove, you can't judge the movie until it actually happens. Even if you do strongly suspect that it'll be terrible.
So, as you might have guessed, I recommend this show/film to everyone (unless you are close-minded, homophobic and/or a prude. In that case, don't go and see it. We wouldn't want you there anyway). One thing I can't stress enough though: if you've seen the film and like it, you have to see the stage show. I think it is far superior to the movie (at least it is in the UK) and I know many more agree with me.
Sadly, I haven't seen the show for about a decade. Theatre ticket prices and travel costs are far beyond my means these days, having more or less doubled since I last went, but my lack of attendance has not quelled my adoration and my enthusiasm for this quirky, zany, sexy and occasionally homicidal gem of a show.
And so I shall end this blog with a quote from the great man himself, who has brought joy and inspiration to hundreds, nay, thousands of admiring wide eyed fans.
"When you do something like Rocky, which is undefinable somehow, it always becomes difficult to lose that. Not that I have any interest in saying goodbye to Rocky. I absolutely adore being involved and a part of something that is really a phenomenon. And I have no problems with that at all. If it overshadows anything else, I can understand completely why and again it doesn't worry me."Mr. O'Brien, I thank you.