Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Why Let the Truth Get in the Way of a Good Story?

Guess what?

I'm a slut.

I'd like to thank the academy for this prestigious honor, my friends for actively encouraging my wantonness, and, of course, my many, many sexual conquests, a majority of whom I didn't know even existed but without whom this accolade would not be mine...

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