If it's a corrupted file, will it work if I bribe it?
If Emo kids enjoy being sad all the time, doesn't that actually make them happy?
Isn't a "night owl" just a regular owl?
When milk is poured on to cereal, does that make it a drink, a sauce or a marinade?
Why is it called the secret service is everybody knows about it?
If "Pro" is the opposite of "Con", does that make the opposite of constitution... prostitution?
What was Scar's name before he got his scar?
If guns kill people, do spoons make people fat?
If silence is golden, why is Duct Tape silver?
If you don't pay the exorcist, do you get repossessed?
If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
If tomatoes are fruit, isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?