1. Tell us who the last person that you took a shower with.
I haven't had a shower in ages (I don't have one so I bathe) so I couldn't tell you.
2. Tell us about your favorite tee-shirt. Extra points if you show a pic. (We know. What can you do with freakin' extra points?)
|You didn't say it had to be MY t-shirt...|
Yes. I laughed at them.
4. Do you plan what to wear the next day?
Not if I can avoid it.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Why?
P.O'd. Some people need to get their facts straight before criticizing.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's black?
7. Tell me about an interesting dream you remember having.
I won a beauty pageant but was arrested on stage when the dead bodies of Meatloaf and Antoine Dobson were discovered in refrigerators underneath my wardrobe.
8. Did you or might you meet anybody new today?
Unlikely. It's 10 p.m. and I'm at home.
9. If you could be doing anything right now (or perhaps after you finish this ridiculous meme) what would it be?
Nomming on a huge pizza.
10. Can you think of a meme question that's never been asked?
If you undo your bellybutton, does your bum fall off?
11. What comes to mind when I say China?
13. If you could listen to just one rock album (CD, vinyl or mp3) which one would you pick?
15. Do you like your car?
I might do if I had one.
16. Do you like yourself?
17. Would you go out to eat with Charlie Sheen?
If he was paying. And gagged.
18. What was the last song that you listened to?
Cher and Peter Cetera - "After All"
19. Are (or were) your parents strict?
Strict enough but no more than that.
20. Have you ever wondered what attending a wild orgy (if only to watch or...) would be like?
Yes. Next question.
21. I say cottage cheese. You say:
"The only food guaranteed to please..."
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
|Tom Baker, a.k.a. Doctor Who. He was mental.|
23. What was the last movie that you watched at home?
Friday 13th III. Not great.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My wind chime. Sparkly AND pink. YAY!
25. What countries have you visited?
Corfu and France. Corfu gave me heatstroke. France was closed.
26. Have you ever made a phone call while you were drunk that you've regretted? If yes, do tell.
Thankfully not. However, texting...
27. Where were you going the last time that you were on a train?
28. Bacon or sausage?
30. What other memes do you do regularly?
None. Looking for recommendations though...
31. Who is the craziest meme host?
Does Memebase count?
32. Who invented chop sticks?
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Do I really need to answer that? Boyf, of course.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Yes, yes, a thousand times Yes.
35. When was the last time that you were in love?
Right now. Smiley face.
36. Tell us about your best friend.
See the above answer. Smiley face.
37. What was the stupidest thing you learned in high school?
If you call the teacher a See You Next Tuesday, you'll be expelled.
38. What was the last thing that you cried about?
Loneliness. Sad face.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Can I have a cuppa tea, please?"
40. Favorite thing to do this time of the year?
Feeding the birdies on my balcony.
41. If you had to get a (or another) tattoo, what would it be?
43. Have you ever seen all three Twilight films?
No. Because I'm not 12.
44. Ever walked into a glass door?
45. Favorite color on that person that you are attracted to?
White or grey. Brings out his eyes.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, and they all deserved it.
47. What hair style (for you) would you like to see return?
50. Could you ever forgive a liar?
Depends on the lie.
51. What's the hardest bill to pay every month?
I don't have a monthly bill, but the phone bill every quarter is always icky.
52. Do you like your life right now?
Could be better, could be worse.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, but I can if I'm very tired.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. I am not Tom Cruise.
55. Do you have good vision?
I have perfect vision - with my contacts in.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes, but I'm not naming names. They know who they are.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Whenever someone calls, so rarely.
58. What celeb would you like to come home to?
|Tim Minchin. Tiger Growl.|
P.J's! I love my P.J's!
60. What is your favorite wild animal?
61. Where was your facebook picture taken?
In the pub. Surprise, surprise!
62. Can you waltz?
No, but I can tap.
63. Do you have a job?
No, and you know why.
64. What was the most recent thing you stole?
(Pass the sick bucket...)
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Only when I was locked out, never to pillage.